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for a moderate FIM 6,- we will park your car while you dine in at Chez Jürschen... but only if we like your car...

here´s a few examples of the ones we do like:

Dodge Viper...  ...our lovely Chef De Cuisine, the Gothicuntgoddess, will even park this one herself and for free... as long as it´s Strawberry-Red...

Citroen 2CV Duck aka Ente... ...unfortunately we´ll have to charge an additional handling-fee for all ´68-models to cover up for the trouble of having to occasionally kick its trunk to make it work the way it should...

Harley Davidson... ...Motorbikes rule...

Cadillac... ...an old Classic and an ever-understated Beauty...

Mazda MX5... ...schnittiger kleiner Flitzer...

Puch Waffenrad... ...a slim bike fits into even the smallest parking-lot... and we even promise to ride it carefully since we know it´s such a fragile jewel...

Lada... ...even though they might not be all too well-equipped... but we like Teddybears...

Ferrari... ...well - dunno what to say... just be careful with those "Revolving Doors" ;-)...

Opel... ...they seem to need a lot of fuel, but then again: they´re kinda cute when they´re full...

Ro-Ro-Rover... ...this car can park for free, anytime... we´ll just squeeze it in between the Ferrari and the Opel, in order to provoke situations like this one:

we´re very sorry, but we will NOT park your Beetle or Zeppelin...

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